xkcd

When Bottle first came out, I remember thinking it would look really good as a standalone print. I finally got around to tracing it in Inkscape and getting it printed!

The bot appears to be down, so it’s now up to me again like in the old days to post new xkcd comics here. :D

"Measure zero times, cut zero times."~ Carpenter who has achieved enlightenment and realized the wood is fine where it is--xkcd.com/3149/ <-- shared cartoon#surveying #surveyor #mapping #spatial #XKCD@xkcd

Oh my god it's real

[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!

[desperately] Maybe this is from some country where they use commas as decimal points, and also as digit separators after the decimal, and also use random other characters for decoration???

Scholars are still debating whether the current period is post-postmodern or neo-contemporary.

added xkcd to my rss feed and this is the text on all the posts lol

Juno mission data suggests that Jupiter actually contains Matryoshka doll-style nested copies of every other planet in the Solar System.

It's important to learn the moves that take you into the vortex, but it's best not to study vortex itself too closely. Even grandmasters who have built up a tolerance lose the ability to play for a few hours after studying it.

Rümeysa Öztürk was grabbed off the street in my town one month ago.

After initial tests created a series of large holes in the wall of the lab, the higher-power Scanning Tunneling Tennis Ball Microscope project was quickly shut down.

'Wow, that must be why you swallow so many of them per year!' 'No, that's spiders. You swallow WAY more ants.'

The biggest expense was installing the mantle ducts to keep the carbonate-silicate cycle operating.

Our anti-de Sitter club is small at the moment, but I've started corresponding with the conformal field theory people.

When you worry that you're missing out on something by not making both choices simultaneously by quantum superposition, that's called phomo.

I have to pay with paper money.

NOTIFICATION: Now dismissing a head of the Notification Hydra… NOTIFICATION: Success! You have dismissed a head of the Notification Hydra!

We haven't actually seen a star fall in since we invented telescopes, but I have a list of ones I'm really hoping are next.