I Hate This Timeline

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You’d think, considering it’s all they do, they’d be better at trolling. This is D- level at best.

These guys have the nuke codes.

Jesus fuck, how embarrassing.

ah yes, the incredibly timely MySpace reference.

what fucking year do they think it is? Kids who were born after MySpace stopped being culturally relevant are in high school. What even is the audience for this slop?

Can’t step on Meta’s toes I guess?

Their core - brain rotted boomers.

jfc. these people are intolerable.

I love how they mock the guy that they kidnapped and sent to a foreign gulag where he was tortured.

Ha, ha! Great joke! He’s probably going to have PTSD for the rest of his life! So funny.

There is an ad for trumprx

That isn’t the biggest issue, a govt site with an AD.

The trumprx site is a .gov and says it’s an official govt site.

Wtf.

Brings new meaning to the words: good enough for the government. 🤮 hate it here.

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This is the most cringe thing they have done. How unfunny, untimely, irrelevant, and childish.

Did the website of the executive of the US just get hacked and defaced, or is this ludicrous bullshit actually ’official’? Normally, it’d be insane to even think about having to ask that question, but we live in insane times.

Edit: Since it’s still there, I have to assume it’s because it’s meant to be. America, I need you to sit down and explain to me how and why you’re still putting up with this absolutely demented shit. I had - for historical reasons if none other - still a shred of respect left for you as a country. Yeah, that’s fucking gone now.

Kindly unfuck yourselves.

Basically it’s been demonstrated writ large that our governing body doesn’t have any actual teeth or intent to hold themselves accountable to the law. There are laws against this shit. It isn’t some milquetoast thing that needs to go through litigation. Putting this type of shit on government websites is explicitly illegal due to the Hatch Act.

But the imcompetence of our government is the point. They want everyone to give up on the federal government so that corporations have no watchdogs against their bullshit. You already see everyone calling for (but not taking any concrete action towards) revolution, rather than looking for ways to fix up what we have/had.

On top of that, somehow the majority of Americans have completely forgotten the art of effective non-violent protesting, the sheer amount of work and coordination needed for a successful movement, the work of managing the public face of a resistance movement, and being prepared to have the absolute shit beat out of you for a cause. I can only speculate that it’s due to long term manipulation of media and history curriculum.

The 60s weren’t so long ago that all of this knowledge should have been so entirely lost.

No the government is made of meme people now. Good night and good luck i guess.

This is a new level of disgraceful.

Well, the East Wing thing was probably more, but this is a different kind of disgraceful.

That is so pathetic that I can’t even…

Are they 8 years old? Are there any adults left in the whitehouse?

How sad a person do you have to be to make THIS?

Fucking pathetic

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You’re welcome to come take the first shot, toughest person on the internet.

Lead by example if you believe what you write

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It sure is easy to tell others what to do when you face none of the consequences.

And as expected, every single time The Toughest Person on the Internet™️ tells us what to do…

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Thanks again for the advice clownshoes

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Anger? I’m laughing at your clown shoes keyboard warrior

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Don’t tell them what they should feel like then? You don’t know

I have the means to do so, but you must tell me exactly what to do to have any effect. If I’m ending up in a concrete, or more likely, a pine box, I need a real plan from you.

This is the most embarrassing display of a government I have ever seen. I cannot even comprehend this anymore.

Every time I think it can’t get more embarrassing, they find an even more cringey way to act.

I remember when whitehouse.com was a porn site - it had more class than this!

You forgot the scare quotes around “government”. The whole world can see that they’re making no serious attempt to govern the USA. They’re just stealing and punishing, and any agreements they make cannot be taken seriously.

This is so fucking cringe wow

These boomers feeds are so AI slopped they see this as totally normal. They’re broken, it’s time to go to the auntie facebook old folks home

I fucking hate how insanely wierd all these people are.

This is a new level of crazy. I’m surprised this is the first I’m hearing of this

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Weird that republicans found the money to pay a web designer but not the military.

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