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they weren’t ‘friends’, they were unpaid interns.

Cult members. Jesus was a very successful cult leader in his time. He used the framework of an existing religion, and cast himself as a central figure in it. We’ve seen modern examples of this tactic.

It’s only a cult until you make it big and hit that mainstream success, then you’re a religion.

It got turned into a religion long after his his death. He died a cult leader, taken out by the state.





The trick is to always pay for dinner and drinks.

easy to do when you have access to free wine


Jesus was loaded… typical carpenter.



He had 12 followers. I’m in my 40s and even I have more followers than that

Do we have any proof that his followers weren’t pornbots?

No but most of mine are so..



And none of mine have ratted me out to authorities

So far! There’s still time, keep your chin up!




Starting a religion is the trick


So did Jim Jones and David Koresh


12? You seriously forgetting my boy Long Rufus? The 13th apostle?


omg, they were roommates


This joke was in Dogma wasnt it

Simpsons Dogma did it!



A dozen incels and an ex-hooker is the zombie virginbae squad from way back.


Not to mention the scheduling…


Yeah and look where it got him.


Well, they were all single.


There were really only 11, cause you know one ratted him out to the romans.



Gurus gonna guru


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