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Go nuts, im taking a nap.

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Sorry babe I cant come over. Im busy creating a wildly incriminating digital footprint.

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I hope the furries stay safe out there on the front lines

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Confidently incorrect

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MFW I exist on planet earth

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I miss my basement

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My body my choice. Hope thats okay with yall

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Spoiler: it was not cool with yall

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The secret ingredient to a great USA is genocidal colonization

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Treaties, laws, agreements are all worthless. Always has been.

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Yes, but im gonna complain the whole time

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With our technology we could have been anything. We chose to be complete douchebags.

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Fuck it, we're all gonna die eventually

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I still like tron, it just makes it hard to do so

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Im motivated about 2 hours a week

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I'd fuck me.

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This shitposting is my community service

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No I wont stop upon request.

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Small talk is such a grind

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Become trillionaire < domesticated bear buddies

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We need to really rethink our priorities

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Gyms should be free for all.

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Bring back Catposting

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When youre an alcoholic, youre always pregaming the celebration before you know about it

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Being introverted and poly was not a wise combination

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Finger guns

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9-11-2001 BC

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MFW competing oligarchs are fighting over who gets to control the USA

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One less problem in my life to maintain

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Sorry buddy, i cant reach out.

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Always has been

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People cant relax for some reason. I don't have that problem, I love relaxing.

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Wonder how the lemmy libs will twist up on this one 😁

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AOC-IA I like that 😁

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I do my own research

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I know i do.

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$69,420 a year in passive income is enough

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The gaps in my resume are when I was broke, free and happy.

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Bears are to cute to be this deadly

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We have been slapping our keyboards for years, but that hasn't resulted in any Shakespeare yet

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Wrapping a brain in a cloth seems to be a bad way to store it. The desk is gonna get juice all over it.

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Your life can't fall apart if you weren't able to put it back together since the last crisis.

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I dont have another quarter

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Pay to win

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Destroying myself until everyone figures out what to destroy to fix things.

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Gotta work with what we got

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We all excel at something

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Probably should have posted this on Wednesday

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Getting high before the intervention was probably not the right call

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Drugs are my friend. You wouldn’t abandon a old friend would you?

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Helth

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Take a picture, it will last longer

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My time is priceless. Except at work.

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At least I have yall still

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I expected nothing and am still disappointed

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What would we do without these lords?

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My ink pad is dry :-/

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I like the white stuff inside me

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Can we go back to cat based posts yet?

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Liberals: but but butbutbutbtutnbutbt

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LIES

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Closing their ears to truth, embracing western lies

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My work here is done!

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Never give up the spook

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Thank you for your community service

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I have severe brain damage

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Always go, never no.

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Gotta fly

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What, me worry?

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Everything is so cold and wet and dark now what happened does god hate us

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if you don't have any beer to get you hungover at work try sleeping 4-5 hours fitfully every night

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the DPRK will be an industrial powerhouse by the end of the century everything they have done upnuntil now was like training in 500000‰ gravity. It gives you super genius rocket technology like Iran

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They’re so cool

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they're going to kill us they're going to kill us they're going to kikl us they'te going to kill us they're going to kill hs they're going to kill us

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"smiling" is much like the pushups of "being kind"

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Thinking abt the lady that asked me to wear her presumably exbfs deodorant after shipping me down to her apartment by train. Never let anyone corner you I. have nightmares about America all the time

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. Most of my dreams take place in a building in America where dvefyone is an enemy. And of course I said no. I hid in the living room for most of the weekend. Never been the same sincr

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I hear "The No Kings protests are fertile ground for organization" but the organization is Brian Becker/CPUSA/DSA rebranding of the same, & pic attached is the fertile ground

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Let me know what you accomplished at these events, even if it was having visceral flashbacks to liberal dogshit circa 2021 and realizing I am always right thx

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Maybe it wont be the wrong decision this time.

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I don't need fun to have alcohol.

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Libs around here part 34345

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okok mods I have now located the modlog and I see you do not play about being polite 🤣 i did not realize ppl saw those, but it's for the best lol I am too mean usually

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Also I think one of the sopuli mods mixed up their community with the lemmy ukraine one because they banned me with the message “back to ml” even tho I never posted there. Maniacs on here

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Life cant last forever

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Touch dirt

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Fuck mirrors, they suck!

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Masterbating is the ethical choice

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Be careful what you wish for

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Shouldn’t have left the basement

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Getting whipped with bootstrap until my morale improves

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I have problems, and things are shit

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I couldn't afford a pet, but I rescued skittles anyways. Miss ya skittles.

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Wish I could afford cats.

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I don't belong here. Me having to pay rent is proof of that. Not my planet

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job security

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The 1% won't get the help they need for their hoarding mental illness

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Its easier when its someone else

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I updated this meme since mamdani turned out to be as fake a leftist as AOC and Bernie 🙄

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My body my choice

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Im a problem, no one's ever solved it

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You dont want to meet me. I don't want to meet you.

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Stay out of my basement

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The vast majority of the content is hidden behind all the DLCs I can't afford

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I was born in the bottom of the ocean, the rest of yall are just catching up

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Casual alcoholism? No thanks, only professionally ranked ladder alcoholism for this overachiever!

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According to reality, its my fault I am abused on a daily basis.

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Believe it or not... life doesn't have to be this way.

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And fuck your pre trump “normal” also!!!

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Because me providing labor to someone is the *most* important thing

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We are essential according to covid policies. Now the 1% is trying to put that toothpaste back in the tube.

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Will the Air Traffic Controllers be the ones to start the general strike?

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Feels like the Truman show when the teacher pulls down the map and says "to late, its entirely filled with assholes"

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I will do the forever nap eventually. No need to rush.

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How much is rent?

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More like feeling less bad

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Can I die in the woods instead? I cant afford to be homeless in the city.

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Feeling free yet?

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Is everyone excited for Hell 2: The sequel?

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We all excel at something in life. Unfortunately my thing doesn't generate a income.

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Invest in yourself *purchases drugs and alcohol*

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Self care is self love.

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Fine, but I'm gonna complain the whole time!

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One day I will know peace. One way or the other.

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