shitposting

Wish I could say im to me_IRL for me_IRL, but it is how it is.

This is for me, so if you dont find me funny this ain’t about you.

O-H

LOGIC & REASON

Cross posted from https://lemmy.ca/post/69423252

I guess we can try again. Doesn’t hurt.

The hidden ban list was an amusing event.

War? Sorry I am to busy eating potatoes and gaming to care about your pointless misadventures.

What a joke, my life.

“Everything is fucking shit these days!”

Death is a mercy. Your future children yearn to not exist on a daily basis. Plan your parenthood accordingly.

How did i end up as both?

Now playing the album Modern Life Is Rubish - by Blur

As an American I say its high time we wage war upon Africa for sending all of these hurricanes our way!

I am making a post everyone! This is not a drill!

We all know where we are going if we let republicans set the bar. “Better then the republican party” is not an accomplishment. Have higher standards.

Who are we kidding, I dont ever leave the basement unless im going to work.

2 and a half weeks

I am the pizza taxi. Delivered from the grocery store to my oven to my belly.

We all dont have to live our lives the same way.

I get why its there, no worries. Appreciate yall

Never forget that even in the “good times” we were complete douche bags who fought over everything in a era of unprecedented abundance.

Now playing Smash Mouth - All Star

I think of you every rent payment old man. Hope you found in the next life the peace you never had here.