The Anti-Woke President

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Yeah Bideo was far too busy eating ice cream cones through a genocide to take a nap.



Bummer that he keeps waking up.

I suppose some day he could just die, right there in his sleep, and noone would know for hours until it’s time to wake him up, when it’s way too late to help him.

Oddly enough, partly why the Nazis failed to stop the Normandy landings was that Hitler’s subordinates were afraid to wake him up from a drugged stupor.

IIRC there were reinforcements within range, but they couldn’t leave their post without the Führer’s ordering so. Hence, his army was paralysed and couldn’t respond.

Yup, dumbass should have delegated more authority.






Every accusation is an admission.


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Every accusation is projection.


I didn’t know that “rejecting woke” actually meant “being eepy-sleepy”.

he should do more eepy eep, preferably for 24h/day


Nothing more natural and organic than a dirt nap



Feels like all the components of a Dracula Flow line in a neat little package. IKEA style.



Hopefully he has one of those forever naps soon.

Man it would be really really funny if he just died in his sleep during a meeting, and nobody noticed for hours



Right side is droopy. Is that why he had an MRI?

Trying to locate his heart.

And brain.

They spent eight hours trying to find them. The results were inconclusive.




Half of the people he’s freeing from jail seem to be people he knows next to nothing about, even the high profile ones.

Seriously, what does he know something about? It’s not business/economics, not politics, not art nor science. Nothing but gold bathrooms and fucking children? “Triggering the libs”? He’s not even a competent fascist.



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Time for prison grandpa




I’d fall asleep in the middle of the day if I was up most of the night posting idiot trash and talking to my Russian daddy.


“While I was power napping in a white house meeting, I had a nightmare that the evil, up to no good, very bad, democrats were back. Luckily I woke up, right in time for my big mac too! If you’ve ever had a big mac, send me $100 dollars, or more now!”



It’s almost like this system of being ruled by ancient evil fossils is a garbage system literally concocted by enslavers. See also the “supreme court”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_religion


Maybe this is best? Don’t anyone bother him until his turn is over.


It seems the orange has worn off too.

I think it’s because his normal orange makeup is not thick enough to cover his new corpse white colour.



He’s getting his apartment ready in hell.


It’s woke to be awake.


The vacuum between his ears is resting.


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Is sleeping Trump > awake?

He does less damage, so that’s a plus



Dreaming of a tropical island….

Sipping margaritas with Epstein and a few of their victims.




Wait, Trump accuses others of his shortcomings? Totally new and surprising.

To be clear I enjoyed and upvoted the post, im complaing about our turd in chief, not the post.


Heyyyyyy, relax guyyyy


How did the US get presidents back to back with dementia?

Because the US, just like the two previous presidents, is in a decline


Because the mainstream media did not report on the declining mental state of Trump.


They didn’t. Nice false equivalency though


Ya gotta have dementia or similar to run an evil empire in comfort and impunity.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_religion



God dammit. Got my hopes up until I read the text.


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These two things definitely seem equivalent 👍

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Literally everyone thought you were talking about Bernie Sanders

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Lol. Bad luck for you







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