Nature's Shitdisturber

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Tortoise beetle larvae collect their own waste to form a faecal shield.

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Some days you just run out of hands and have to use your prehensile anus to carry things. Worse is when you need to unzip and use your prehensile penis to open a door and your hands and anus are already full.

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Just use your prehensile nipples bruh, it ain’t that complicated

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Unfortunately, I have perky 45-55s and the nipples don’t reach that low.

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