Ultimate laptop

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Damn what is this from?

Death of Stalin. Great fucking movie.

Seconded. It’s great dark satire, if you’re into that. And the real Zhukov really did have this many medals


Sweet! I already have that on my media server.







Where RISC-V sticker? What about macOS? No Intel Arc graphics?

But I wanted to play Bloodborne on macOS with Rosetta for my RISC-V CPU and my Intel B580! >:(

Risc-V and intel arc weren’t really on anyone’s radar when this was made. Newest stickers seem to be the Win8 and AMD A4 which are both ancient .



Can it run Crysis?

2 1/2 FPS. Take it or leave it.


Crysis runs from it. Close enough.



we found the sticker bandit


I like how it has several widespread generations of intel processors and then just one random AMD A4 for good measure lol


A multi-boot list so large, GRUB needed to implement a scrollbar just for it


That’s a lot of instruction sets, it can run all apps!


The more stickers, the better it works.


No GPUs?

Windows vista takes care of that



From the font of the keyboard it can be an Alienware

Alienware has the letters at the top or top left. This is an MSI.



Ship of Theseus


Based on my experience, the more stickers a laptop has, the shittier it is.

Not this one. It has 8 CPUs

P6 chip. Triple the speed of the Pentium.




My pc when I finally use my „old spare parts“


Wow - how many viruses does this thing have?



More processor more fast good compute



Fake. No energy star sticker


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