How I want to be flirted with

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How I want to be flirted with
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Do you have a category F drivers’ license for that absolute agricultural tractor of an ass?

I didn’t realize you needed a license to operate a tractor. I guess I broke the law all throughout highschool.

You only need it if you drive it on a public road

You only need it if the cops don’t like you in your town




“Road roller” has a nice ring to it

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Wow there’s a super hero for everything!

Would not call him a hero 😅





Where is this for? Because I have an US class F license and I have never driven an Agricultural tractor in my life.



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Lucille Bluth should really be nicer to Shrek.

It’s a compliment tho




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DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK

THIGHS LIKE WHAT



As a man of business, I work in orifices.

You got any openings I can fill?


https://youtu.be/qwAg4IMIb6w

🎶 My ass is a dump truck! My thighs are also dumbtrucks 🎶

Brilliant.

Also, accurate. Skinny jeans are not made for thicc thighs.



Are you a member of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen?


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