How I want to be flirted with
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Do you have a category F drivers’ license for that absolute agricultural tractor of an ass?
I didn’t realize you needed a license to operate a tractor. I guess I broke the law all throughout highschool.
You only need it if you drive it on a public road
You only need it if the cops don’t like you in your town
“Road roller” has a nice ring to it
Wow there’s a super hero for everything!
Would not call him a hero 😅
Where is this for? Because I have an US class F license and I have never driven an Agricultural tractor in my life.
It’s UK.
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Lucille Bluth should really be nicer to Shrek.
It’s a compliment tho
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DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK
THIGHS LIKE WHAT
As a man of business, I work in orifices.
You got any openings I can fill?
https://youtu.be/qwAg4IMIb6w
🎶 My ass is a dump truck! My thighs are also dumbtrucks 🎶
Brilliant.
Also, accurate. Skinny jeans are not made for thicc thighs.
Are you a member of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen?