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My armpits are machines that turn clean mouth into a mouth full of hairs.
Am I the only one whom encountered antiperspirant/deodorant when trying this and put it on the “whelp – not doing that again” list?
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You sound like my cat, always trying to sniff my armpits, or bite my toes.
Congratulations @violet08@lemmy.today this is the first one that got me to say “Eww”
Thank you for your service
Oh, it’s you again.
Back with an absolute banger 😌✊️
Reminds me of an old co worker who couldn’t fathom why his gf got so horny whenever he was sweaty
Fun fact, stinky armpits are caused by bacterial growth throughout the day in your armpits. They fart arm pit stink. You can immediately turn off the stink by rubbing down your armpits with alcohol. This is not something you should ever do regularly.
You can also shave them and it’ll take way longer to start smelling.
And of course there’s antiperspirant
I have so many unanswered questions I’m too ticklish to ever find out.
cut a tongue size piece of beef. run it under a hot tap. rub it on your pits.
it’s about like that.
You can buy tongue from a butcher…
I’m not sure my butcher offers such favours.
Well, you got a shit butcher.
if I use that, what will I stuff in my ass?
Buy two tongues, obviously!
in this economy?!!
Fine, buy one, lay it flat on a chopping board, cut it in half, either horizontally or vertically across the tongue, now you have 2.
Why do I have to explain something you should already know, it’s your kink.
That’s a fetish too.
Wait why is your account not even 30 days old?
Haven’t you been posting for years?
She showed up with a hiss and a roar, that’s for sure.
Maybe they changed instances?
Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg
hell yeah this is peak
uh also when i started hrt i noticed i smelled a lot different, and it varies a little based on how long its been since application. in your experience does sex hormone fluctuation like actually have a noticeable effect on this too or not really? personally i’ve never really payed attention hehe
I am starting to guess it’s you posting within seconds. I’ll bestow you a tag, but honestly I don’t even think I need it lol.
Thank God it’s just you Vi, I thought we had a deranged pervert about.
Vi? use Vi Improved
or Neo-Vi-Improved or Emacs or Nano
Didn’t we just have a Lemmy thread on this like a week or two ago?
Pretty sure that was also her.
Can you post one about feet?
Kinky 😏
Thanks, I hate it!
You appear to have gotten one of my cats two remaining brain cells…
Yock.
that’s an opinion
opinions are forbidden on the internet
your execution will happen by next friday, but on a day you won’t expect
Hooray, I’m free!
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