It is to your exact specifications!

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It is to your exact specifications!

Mitch Hedberg - King Size Beds

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The Prince poster is a nice touch

Mitch Hedberg

Yay!

But awww, so short. :(

You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, “we’re going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He’s crazy.”

Fun fact about “California king": the last king to rule over California was Ferdinand VII of Spain in 1821, but the last emperor to rule it was Norton I in 1880.

Not to mention his sisters, who each get a twin bed!

Props on the title. Well done.

At least he gets to hang up his Prince poster.

My grandma had a chair with a horsehair cushion, so that’s where my mind got stuck for a minute.

Was it tall? If so, did she ever get off her high horse?

Should have been a Fool.

Don’t want a twin though.

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