Dirty dishes reproduce naturally if you take your eyes off them

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Mixing bowl to mix and proof the bread.

Pot to cook down the fruit and make jelly.

Probably need at least a blender to make the peanut butter.

Hmm, “cooking” a PB&J would use more dishes.


I’m still surprised that Americans took something that was already very sweet (peanut butter) and paired it with something several orders of magnitude sweeter (jam)

Yeah! Sweet things never pair well with other sweet things unless you’re some obese ‘murican! What’s next, cake AND frosting!?

Well if you had cake and frosting regularly as breakfast I’d be similarly horrified

i don’t know many who would consider PB&J a regular breakfast foods, but I’m that case do pancakes with maple syrup also horrify you? Crepes with hazelnut spread? Cinnamon rolls?

Those don’t seem as sweet?

you must have weird pbjs to consider them sweeter than those things







What? Are you making home made bread, peanut butter and jam or something?

You haven’t seen my wife cook. She’ll put the dirty spatula in the sink and get a clean one out of the drawer to scrape dirty dishes into the trash.



Why are you cooking a PB&J?


Ooh, fancypants here already had bread.



I understand the desire to keep the elements of the meal separate for taste and aesthetics, but if you’re just cooking for yourself, I’d recommend the one-pot approach. If you had put the peanut butter, jelly, and bread into one pot, cooked and stirred with the spatula, and eaten directly from the pot using the spatula, you would have had a lot less cleanup to do.


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