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"My cat staging it's own murder to have me locked up, because dinner was five minutes late". Picture of a cat lying on its back with a segment of a curtain on it's belly, making it look like it has been stabbed with a sword
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got a good chuckle from this. thank you


Just like in End of Evangelion when Unit-02 gets impaled!


Reminds me ofbthat squirrel who staged his murder with a broom



ppl always bemoan how gluttonous pets are but humans are just as bad. Do you really think that you eat at the exact minute everyday? Or that you eat exactly three meals a day everyday?

I didn’t take it as gluttonous, more just making fun of how good cat’s internal clocks are… They know what time they were fed yesterday and will remind you if you’re even a minute late

Some cats approximate this, by just asking for food every 5 minutes


Speaking of, a cat my family had when I was young was named Ozymandias!




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